- Person: Theatre is stupid
- Person: Musicals are gay
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
and i’m sick of having my favorite YA books turned into films only to have elitist critics whine about all the young adult movies coming out and how trivial and insignificant they are
how i comfort my friends: